My church has been struggling to stay afloat recently, and my Pastor says that as soon as he is finished paying off the mortgage for his McMansion and Mercedes car, the church will be forced to close! I was terribly distraught when I heard the news, as it seems like we all give it plenty of money. But he says that no donations will be able to save the church. So I realized the one thing we need, a tax cut! It would allow my church to stay functioning! How can I get my local politician (who is a disgusting, filthy, vile, unholy, piece of garbage Liberal) to give my church a cut in taxes?
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